Coffeeshop The Old Church
Oudekerksplein 54, Amsterdam
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Street Oudekerksplein The Old Church
District Centrum
Town Amsterdam
Province Noord Holland
Postcode 1012 HA
Telephone 0031 (0)20 4201264
Open (opening hours not known)
Map Amsterdam Map ref: F4
and Centrum Map spot: 29 (D5)

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In the very heart of the Red Light District, right next to the Oude Kerk (Old Church). It's an unashamed tourist coffeeshop. I've never tried their grass so I can't tell you if it's any good.

The "place to be" is the table by the window upstairs for a view of the church and the busy square outside. There's a big picture of Bob Marley on the wall and, I'm told, the ladies loo is very special.

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AzLaker from USA. Visited 10/17. Sent 24 Oct 2005.
Went in at the end of the day after hitting the RLD. Nice place right next to the church. Bought a gram of WW Nice taste and smell.

Sam, Ben, Jon from UK. Sent 25 Mar 2005.
Not a bad place to stop for a spliff & a tea/coffee, didn't try upstairs. Nice Bet Lynch style sofa.

Uncle Ghost from England. Visited Feb 11-14. Sent 18 Feb 2005.
Bang in the centre of the RLD, we came in here last year and the Old Church Special weed was awesome. Didn't sample any this time though, shame. Can get really busy, but the seats by the window are great for people watching. Quite spacious and an upstairs area too. There was a pregnant woman working in there with a big fat joint, which was quite an unusual sight, but she was extremely friendly and dealt with some ignorant French tourists really well. I'll be back in here next year no doubt.

Bubba from Australia. Sent 17 Jan 2005.
As you suggested, it was an unashamed touristy place, but it made us both feel comfortable. The surrounds were a great view out into the square, and into the Red Light District. Upstairs being full, we grabbed the table at the window near the front door to catch some air, as inside was very smoky. And besides, and we could do a lot of people watching. The woman behind the bar was helpful and I grabbed 2 coffees with marihuana for 3.80 Euro each, and 2 pre-rolled of Skunk joints for 12 Euro. They were a large roll too! It also rates as one of the best doobies I've ever blown. As a result, we spent two very nice hours of talking, sitting, sipping and looking, followed by some paranoiac meandering back to basecamp. I saved the second doobie for later in the evening!

J.C. from USA. Sent 19 Nov 2004.
Yes, it's right next to the Old Church. The dealer was one of the nicest ones I've met, very helpful and very relaxed. Got some great Northern Lights x Haze. One of the best smokes around.

H&S from UK. Sent 9 Aug 2004.
We're coffeeshop first-timers, and the Old Church had the most welcoming atmosphere to us, its chilled out, easy-going clientele outside drew us in. Had a pre-rolled joint of "Thai", which was terrible, tasted like v.cheap hash and we didn't enjoy it at all. But then we tried the "Old Church Special" nederwiet, which was truly excellent, and we will definitely go back again. Just avoid the pre-rolled joints.

Hessenmob from Germany. Sent 23 Jun 2004.
Small shop, but calm and nice to sit around there. Bought some "Blueberry" for 12€, it had a nice taste but the high wasn't very strong.

Joe from USA. Sent 8 May 2004.
This place had some great hash (Royal Cream). Great view from upstairs of battleship row! (ha ha).

Old Hippie Dave from USA. Sent 7 May 2004.
One of my favorite shops Loved sitting upstairs with those big windows open watching the world go by.

Jiffa from Scotland. Visited 14-17 April 04. Sent 27 Apr 2004.
This was the HQ for our last adventure in the Dam. Try and get a seat upstairs at the windows and have a big fat spliff and watch the world go by! The woman dealer is very helpful, they sell the marijuana cakes I've had the pleasure of munching and you've got to try the Skuff - nice mellow smoke. This place for me is as close to 10/10 as it gets.

Darren from UK. Sent 28 Mar 2004.
Highly recommended, good deals and average ready rolled if a little weak! It's small inside but very friendly, we stayed in there for about 3 hours, plenty of weed was smoked and the drinks were cheap too, we left on a good high!

DoughGirL from England. Sent 7 Mar 2004.
This is a very nice cafe just to relax in. We sat upstairs watching the world go by listenin' to some classic tunes being watched by the eyes of the massive Bob Marley painting on the wall. Staff were polite and didn't mind us bringing our own smoke and blazing up. They don't serve alcohol but they do serve an array of soft drink including hash and weed milkshakes. (7/10)

Lynn and David from UK. Visited Feb 25-28. Sent 28 Feb 2004.
We visited a few coffee shops around the tourist areas but none of them match the atmosphere and the very helpful friendly staff. This was the very first time we had dabbled with any kind of soft drug, and the Old Church made it an experience to remember. All sorts came into the shop from what appeared to be regulars of all ages, then the tourist of all ages and all nationalities. Best memory was watching around nine prim and proper female school teachers walk in and leave like giggly school girls. You must try it, I know we will again Soooooon.

Will and mates from UK. Visited 4-7 Feb 04. Sent 15 Feb 2004.
A top smoke can be found in this place, Open the windows upstairs and sit there with a fat spliff and a bong watching the day go by.

Flyski n Skinz from UK. Visited 2-4 FEB 04. Sent 5 Feb 2004.
This is a nice quiet coffee shop in the heart of the Red Light district. Situated in Oude Kirk Plein, this light and airy coffee shop offers a good selection of marijuana and the 1g of Afghan hashish was a surprisingly good smoke. It's nice to be able to buy hashish that doesn't consist of diesel and plastic sheeting and the staff were friendly and helpful in making our choice of smoke.

Bob from USA. Sent 19 Nov 2003.
Nice menu, great coffee, and so well located. It is surrounded by some of the nicest window shopping in Amsterdam.

Doody from USA. Sent 12 Nov 2003.
The Old Church is in the very heart of the Red Light District, so getting there can sometimes be quite interesting depending on the crowds, but if you're in the RLD (and who isn't if in Amsterdam) it is worth a stop. It has many outside terras tables where you can smoke, and a very nice interior with tables upstairs that have an amazing view out huge open windows, and there is always an interesting view, great place to chill and people watch. The staff was also very courteous for how crowded the place was, no complaints there. I went to Old Church for the Cup winning "Royal Cream" hash which I got a gram of for 12 euros. It was very light blonde in color, great aroma and very smooth, great for mixing into joints!!! It wasn't the stoniest hash I have had in A'dam, but don't get me wrong, it was very tasty and it did the job. I didn't try any of their weed just the hash, but the buds I saw looked pretty darn good. They also have a bar here, coffee drinks, and 'shroom tea if you wish. Right around the corner is the original "Bulldog," another shop you should check out if in the RLD. Good hash, drinks, entertaining views, good ambiance, space cakes, 3 stars.

Kim from USA. Sent 24 Sep 2003.
Was there 09/03. The nicest staff by far. They are pretty close to #1.

Ant and Saz from UK. Visited 7 Aug 2003. Sent 8 Aug 2003.
Found this place almost by accident trying to get out of the heat but would definitely go back for the seating on the 1st floor, open window excellent view, mind the stairs on the way down! We bought a Thai ready rolled almost as an afterthought on the way out to smoke between there & the airport, easy fella!!!! Only one bad thing to say about the place, the music was happy hardcore, euro trance, that sort of shite. Beware!

TG from UK. Visited April 2003. Sent 3 Aug 2003.
I'd passed this place on numerous occasions on a previous visit as it is prominently located on the corner of one of the main routes through the Red Light District. The shop itself is a reasonable size. The downstairs has a bar to the right at the back with chairs and tables scattered around. It is no alcohol but it must of changed recently as the beer pumps were still there. There is a spiral staircase by the bar which I'd imagine has claimed untold victims over the years. The upstairs is nicely laid out with two big windows which overlook the action out on the street.
I was really there to check out the cannabis cup winning hash that they sell, Royal cream. I bought 1 gram for 12 euros and sat down outside for a smoke. I don't really smoke a lot of hash but this was nice and not too harsh. However, I was going home the next day and I smoked a couple of joints during the morning mixed with weed and I found the taste of the hash to be a bit much.
Overall I liked the Old Church. The best thing about it is the location and the sizeable outside seating area. I'll probably go back again and maybe try some of their weed next time.

Brew from USA. Sent 2 Aug 2003.
Cute neon signage. Great white widow bud. Mushroom tea for a few dollars a cup although it wasn't too potent or maybe I was too stoned from sampling bud strains all day ?! Nice beverage selection, Looza and what not. Mmmm, love that Looza . Seemed to be lots of gay fellas hanging around. Whatever.

Jeremy from USA. Sent 15 Jul 2003.
This was the shop that won 1st in the hash category. Since hash was only voted on by a select panel of Dutch judges, I figured they knew their shit.
Located in the middle of a busy square sits this coffeeshop with a huge bright neon sign. There are plenty of tables outside and space galore inside. There are several tables as you enter on the lower floor with the bar in the middle of the shop next to a staircase that takes you up to a neat loft. Additionally there is some kind of recreation room towards the back with yet more seating and other fun stuff.
I went right up to the bar obtaining a gram of the cup winner in hash and a gram of Jack Herer hoping the latter would equal the fine Jack Herer I had smoked up in the loft of Sensi Seeds Coffeeshop during the cup. Went upstairs to the loft and rolled a joint of the hash and weed together while looking out the large picture windows over the square. I wasn't too impressed with the Jack, but the hash was grand! Very light blond in narrow strips that made for easy toking.

John M. from UK. Sent 18 Jun 2003.
Quite like this place right in the heart of the red light. Fairly large place with outside seating again, right next door to a pub/bar so if you like a beer with your smoke. Sat outside at the end of another hot day and rolled up a nice 'L' with 3 different types of gear we had bought that day. The menu is large enuff to keep most people happy mainly middle of the range weed, and a friend bought some of their Nederhash, was quite nice for a hash real smooth and not too harsh on the throat. also fun watching the tourists walk by and seeing who's givin business to the ladies of the night.

Henri from France. Sent 11 Apr 2003.
I come regularly ( one or two time by year ) to Amsterdam and I like to go to the Old Church for many reasons : the first one is the place in itself, opened from 10.00 till 2.00, it's music, it's walls with the painting of the beautiful barmaid ( is she still there ?, I didn't see her the last two time I came.. ), the second reason is the quality of buds, of course Famous Jack Herrer, but the rest too... there you can have mushroom or cannabis tea. Nearly paradise, the old church is well located in the heart of the red light district ( just have a walk in the very small streets around.. ).

Jeff from USA. Visited April '02. Sent 15 Mar 2003.
I'm going to take pics of this place and send it to you. I love it! It's located on Oude Kerksplein 54 (open 10-1) right in the heart of the RLD. It's right across the street from a church. The Jack Herer made my eyes slit faster than any weed I ever had (good thing I was in my hotel room when I smoked it). Go up the spiral staircase and get a seat by the window. The view at night is amazing! It's like postcard. There are cool murals on the walls. One is of Mick Jagger and Gerri Hall. Only in A'dam can there be a coffeeshop, church, girls in windows and a bar within a few meters of each other. God bless the Dutch! I always stop in at least once whenever I'm there. Very cute little place. The Prostitutes Union is right around the corner. I'll have pics for you when I go in November.

Jeff from USA. Sent 7 Nov 2002.
I love it. It's right around the corner from the Prostitute's Union. The Jack Herer made my eyes shut faster than any weed I've ever had. Knocked me on my ass! Good thing I bought a gram shortly before I went to bed because I would've had no other choice but to pass out after that killer strain. Very cute little coffeeshop. I always stop in at least once whenever I go back to the motherland.

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ACD rating 70% (Click here for info on ratings)
2002 Cannabis Cup 1st in Hash category for 'Royal Cream'


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